So not only are we getting some backdoor action, but she's fingered him before and it wasn't on page? Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. If I imagined the minotaur as more human it was okay but when I was confronted by the reality of his cow-ness, the sex scenes were less successful for me. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed .

Their sessions become a regular thing as he makes a special request for her each time he comes in and she develops a crush on him.It’s not the kind of book I would usually pick up – it’s definitely one which was purely as a result of multiple *multiple* Twitter recs. I found myself laughing at times at just how absurd this premise was and what I was reading on the page – you’ll need a massive suspension of disbelief to sit through it. And the cover for this book alone tells a story that either draws you in or repels you, are latex gloves sexy?

The mythology has it that the minotaur semen – alarmingly copious amounts of which are produced by the clients at the farm – is the magic ingredient in the “little blue pills” for human erectile dysfunction. Honestly it was just a matter of time for feelings to come into play if there was already attraction. I liked the friendships she built outside of her romance with Rourke and a I liked the way that Rourke never sought to control Violet or make any demands about her ceasing work at the farm if she didn’t want to.Violet lives by the mantra “if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing well” and is an enthusiastic study in her new role as a milking technician. There’s open discussion about their economic disparity and Rourke does not use it as a way to control her. What is the world even coming to when I'm sitting here thinking to myself, "I wish this had been lactation erotica. This author seems to enjoy writing the inner processings of their character rather than the dialogue.